If this don't do it........

So I was interviewed by All Access.com about being unemployed. In the radio profession they call it "on the beach."

It's weird, but a lot of people seem to be very interested in what it's like to be out of a job.

You can find the interview here.

I think I do a better interview that being interviewed.

I just hope it gets me a job.

I want to thank the Academy

Wow!!!!!!!!

I never expected this.

To be nominated for Funniest Commenter at Candy's Daily Dandy was an honor enough. But to actually WIN!

Well I can only say I am shocked and it will probably take a couple of days for it to really sink in.

When I comment, I never really think funny or not funny. I just write whatever comes to mind so to be at the top of this elite class......really I'm honored and remain in awe.

If you are sensitive don't look.

If you haven't seen it yet then here it is.

Before chimp attack:

And after chimp attack: ( Once again I am warning you.)

I'm done.

If you have a limp penis then take _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

(Side effects: May cause limp penis)

If you have a heart murmur then take _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

(Side effects : May cause heart Murmurs)

If you suffer from depression then try _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

(Side effects: May cause depression)

I am getting away from the T.V. and crawling into a book.

Morons.

Hey...I'm famous. Wait...No I'm not.

So I just did an interview for an online broadcast magazine All Access.

It was a 20 questions sort of thing. They will use 10 of them. I hope I don't come across like an idiot. I mean I am an idiot but I don't want the industry to know.

They say it will be published around Turkey-Bird Day.

I just hope it gets me a job.

What???? Why????

So I am reading the news tonight at CBS.com and this is the headline that grabs my eye:

DENVER, Oct. 26, 2009
Blind Man Adopts Son He'd Been Looking For
Blind Boy Spent 5 Isolated Years in Indian Orphanage Before Denver Couple Gave Him a Home

I guess they did their job because I noticed the headline but come on. Was this really necessary.

I didn't read the rest of the story out of spite.

It's not that I'm avoiding you.....

So I haven't blogged since my birthday......big deal.

Some would say "You're unemployed so you must have time." But that, my dear and hopefully nude reader, is not the case.

Rummaging through garbage cans for scraps, collecting cans and bottles for the deposits and getting the kids to do the "please sir, can I have some more" face for loose fries at Micky D's take up a lot of my time.

Otherwise I have been watching a lot of documentaries thanks to Some Guy's Blog. The latest was on Monty Python. Great.

Since I made fun of Some Guy's Blog and his personal demon's ("Don't mind if I do.") I have resumed working out after a ten year week off. If you read the previous post you can see the before pictures I have let myself go. Maybe I will show you the after pictures sometime around Christmas but only if you ask real nice.

I have turned down a couple of positions in radio. (That is what I used to do) I know beggars can't be choosers but the offers weren't right for the family. This doesn't mean that your friend, brother, neighbor, cousin, acquaintance in radio, public relations communications, shouldn't contact me.

I am open to all offers. (Hint hint CBS)