Friday, February 13, 2009

Ugggggg!!!!

My belly hurts. My belly really hurts. It's like a big knot that someone keeps pulling tighter and tighter. My head hurt yesterday. It stopped today. I used to never get sick. Now I do. I am going back to bed. My belly really hurts. I am going to crawl back into the fecal position. That's right fecal. I feel like S***!

8 comments:

LegalMist said...

So sorry to hear you are feeling ill! Ugh, there's nothing worse for the weekend!

I stopped by to see if you were running your contest today; I am guessing not, since you're sick.

Maybe next week...

Regardless, I hope you feel better soon!

Dr Zibbs said...

Hold on. Maybe my nurse can help.

(nurse enters room)

Nurse: Hmmm...maybe you need to make a BM.

diane said...

I was going to give you my Ode to the Poo Poo Flu poem, which I forgot and spent the past 20 minutes looking for it. D*mn, I can't find it anywhere, and now I'm tired and frustrated. Anyway, I'm sorry that you are sick, and I hope you feel better soon. xo

dizzy mom said...

Hope your "shitz" go away.

Sorry, the nurse in me has to say this...if you are having pain below your belly button to the right please make sure it's not your appendix. (I would feel guilty if I didn't say that.)

dizzy mom said...

So I just checked my blog and I immediately thought of you. There was a google ad under my post and it said (I kid you not)...appendicitis. Are the google ads stalking my comments?
Hope you are feeling better.

When you feel better watch the video I posted, it cracks me up!

Gwen said...

I hope you're feeling better!

LegalMist said...

Just checking in -- are you still ill? I surely hope not...

diane said...

It's been a week, and still no word. Are you o.k.? Because the imagination tends to go wild when there is no information, you know, making up completely horrible scenarios. Please let us know if you are all right.