Monday, November 2, 2009

I'm done.


If you have a limp penis then take _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
(Side effects: May cause limp penis)

If you have a heart murmur then take _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
(Side effects : May cause heart Murmurs)

If you suffer from depression then try _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
(Side effects: May cause depression)

I am getting away from the T.V. and crawling into a book.

Morons.


3 comments:

diane said...

I haven't watched t.v. for years, stupid mind control crap. I'm glad you can walk away from it too.

Dr Zibbs said...

Whenever they say may cause diahrea they never say EXPLOSIVE diahrea but you know that's what they mean.

Now if you'll excuse me, this medicine that's supposed to be giving me a boner is giving me explosive diahrea.

Gwen said...

Books are definitely better than TV. Know why? Because they're only one letter off from being B(.Y.)BS.