Wednesday, January 28, 2009

O.K. I'll say it.

I have been a little out of the loop so excuse me while I catch up.

We have a new president.

Now the papers and the t.v. may be discussing the ramifications of this, that and the other thing but has anyone brought up the fact that historically, this president may have the largest presidential penis ever.

It's possible that not since the time of Lincoln has America been led by a guy this well hung.

What does this potentially hold for the country's future?

Well I'm no Psychic but let's look at the history:

George Washington: average but apparently had like 30 dicks according to sources.

Abe Lincoln: Stove pipe hat and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. He wasn't the creator of the Mason Dick-son line and the Lincoln log for nothing.

Warren G. Harding: Erectile dysfunction. Irony, even at the highest levels.

FDR: Polio my ass. His shit was so big he had to wheel it around.

JFK: Surprisingly average but the ladies say he was a great orator.

Richard M. Nixon: Was the original "Little Richard"

William Jefferson Clinton: Average but well skilled with toys.

So we will have to see what the future holds for us boys and girls but I'm willing to bet that the next time we hear "OH God" coming from the White House, it will be from Michelle Obama and will have a whole different meaning.


Gwen said...

Hilarious! I had a theory that no matter how late they were out the night of the inauguration, those two Christened the White House on the first night. You just know they did. They had to.

Son of a Thomas said...

One final dance with the inaugrual balls!!!!