Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Simple but dumb.

The Setting:

Three children in living room, T.V. on in the background.

7yr old boy: "Nationwide is on your side, Nationwide is on your side, Nationwide is on your side."

Turns to 3 yr old brother.

7yr old boy: "Nationwide IS on your side."

3yr old boy: "No it's not!"

7yr old boy: "Yes it is!"

3yr old boy: "No it's not!" (Tears forming)

7yr old boy: "Nationwide IS on your side!"

3yr old boy: (Crying) "NO IT'S NOT!!!!"

7yr old boy: "Nationwide is on YOUR SIDE!!!!!"

Sounds of a physical skirmish followed by a siren style cry and hard footsteps across a hardwood floor. 3yr old enters kitchen, arms outstretched, fake tears in eyes.

3yr old boy: "Daddy Nationwide is not on MY side it's on HIS side!!!"

Father accepts boy into open arms.


Dr Zibbs said...

This is why I always keep the phone # of an insurance agent on speed dial so they can come to my house and difuse these situations.

Son of a Thomas said...

I will use that in the future.

Tova Darling said...

Hahaha! I love it!! Kids are so weird.

diane said...

That was a very cute (weird, but cute) story. hahah.

Gwen said...

This just proves that older brothers can use ANYTHING to torment smaller siblings.

Hahaha @ Zibbs.

dizzy mom said...

Awww cute. Wonder what he thought Nationwide was.
It must have been terrible...maybe a "boogie".